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Luxury Boutique · Graphic Design · Print

Clutch 'em Co.

Clothing, prints, and design work that may invoke reactions.

Cause Trouble

Clutch 'em Co. is a boutique design and print studio creating apparel, cards, and other statement pieces for people who prefer their style to end the conversation it starts.

Public Sentiment

⭐☆☆☆☆ “Honestly this is in terrible taste.” — Linda, Scottsdale ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I bought one and now three of my friends want one.” — Caroline, Charleston ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ “Not something I would normally approve of, but the print quality is excellent.” — Margaret, Dallas ⭐☆☆☆☆ “People really think this is funny?” — Denise, Naples ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Wore it to brunch and caused a small scene.” — Rachel, Austin ⭐⭐⭐☆☆ “I rolled my eyes when I saw it but the shirt is very soft.” — Patricia, Phoenix ⭐☆☆☆☆ “This brand should be ashamed of itself.” — Brenda, Tulsa ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Exactly the kind of humor we need right now.” — Jamie, Brooklyn ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ “My wife said absolutely not. I bought it anyway.” — Tom, Charlotte ⭐☆☆☆☆ “Completely inappropriate.” — Deborah, Sarasota ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The design is hilarious and the shirt fits perfectly.” — Nicole, Denver ⭐⭐⭐☆☆ “I don’t approve of the message but the craftsmanship is impressive.” — Ellen, Savannah ⭐☆☆☆☆ “I’m shocked this is allowed.” — Diane, Boca Raton ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Finally a brand that isn’t boring.” — Marcus, Chicago ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ “I bought it ironically and now it’s my favorite shirt.” — Liam, Portland ⭐☆☆☆☆ “This used to be a respectable country.” — Sharon, Orlando ⭐☆☆☆☆ “Honestly this is in terrible taste.” — Linda, Scottsdale ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I bought one and now three of my friends want one.” — Caroline, Charleston ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ “Not something I would normally approve of, but the print quality is excellent.” — Margaret, Dallas ⭐☆☆☆☆ “People really think this is funny?” — Denise, Naples ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Wore it to brunch and caused a small scene.” — Rachel, Austin ⭐⭐⭐☆☆ “I rolled my eyes when I saw it but the shirt is very soft.” — Patricia, Phoenix ⭐☆☆☆☆ “This brand should be ashamed of itself.” — Brenda, Tulsa ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Exactly the kind of humor we need right now.” — Jamie, Brooklyn ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ “My wife said absolutely not. I bought it anyway.” — Tom, Charlotte ⭐☆☆☆☆ “Completely inappropriate.” — Deborah, Sarasota ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The design is hilarious and the shirt fits perfectly.” — Nicole, Denver ⭐⭐⭐☆☆ “I don’t approve of the message but the craftsmanship is impressive.” — Ellen, Savannah ⭐☆☆☆☆ “I’m shocked this is allowed.” — Diane, Boca Raton ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Finally a brand that isn’t boring.” — Marcus, Chicago ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ “I bought it ironically and now it’s my favorite shirt.” — Liam, Portland ⭐☆☆☆☆ “This used to be a respectable country.” — Sharon, Orlando
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Context Creates Perception

A statement means one thing in private and something entirely different in public. Clutch ’em Co. designs the moment where those two collide.

Latest Scandals

Enter Society
Birthday Queen Card – Funny Birthday Card for Her

Birthday Queen Card – Funny Birthday Card for Her

Birthday Queen Card – Funny Birthday Card for Her

Sale price  $7.88 Regular price  $10.50
Blindingly Yours.

Blindingly Yours.

Blindingly Yours.

Sale price  $7.88 Regular price  $10.50
Canna-Christmas Card – Funny Holiday Greeting Card

Canna-Christmas Card – Funny Holiday Greeting Card

Canna-Christmas Card – Funny Holiday Greeting Card

Sale price  $7.88 Regular price  $10.50
Crushing On You.

Crushing On You.

Crushing On You.

Sale price  $7.88 Regular price  $10.50
Dark Humor Parody Card – Offensive Comedy Greeting Card

Dark Humor Parody Card – Offensive Comedy Greeting Card

Dark Humor Parody Card – Offensive Comedy Greeting Card

Sale price  $7.88 Regular price  $10.50
Didn't See That Coming.

Didn't See That Coming.

Didn't See That Coming.

Sale price  $7.88 Regular price  $10.50
Everybody Eats.

Everybody Eats.

Everybody Eats.

Sale price  $19.20 Regular price  $32.00
Falling For You.

Falling For You.

Falling For You.

Sale price  $7.88 Regular price  $10.50